Glam up the breasts

Who knew? I've been doing it wrong all these years...


Fraulein N said...

My favorite is the advice to play music to relax your breasts. All this time, I had no idea my breasts were tense. Why didn't they tell me?

Beastarzmom said...

Do you think breasts react differently to classical vs. hip hop or rap?

I also like that you should put your breasts to bed on cool clean sheets. As opposed to the ones the rest of the body lies on...?

Oh - and feed them broccoli????

Ah.. My breasts... so long neglected.